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Joke of the Day
"Last year for Christmas I got a sweater, this year I am hoping for a screamer or a moaner."
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"Years ago, scientists knew barely anything about space! It was probably because those scientists were babies"
"I got a job digging graves, I don't know how, I just fell into it."
"A man goes to the zoo, and the only animal in the entire zoo is a dog... it was a shitzu"
"How's the new Chinese restaurant downtown? Eh... It's tso-tso."
"What do you call a fight between a child molester and an illegal immigrant? Alien versus Predator."
"What is the dumbest animal in the jungle ? The Polar Bear."
"If you laid everyone along Earth's equator... About half of them would be pregnant."
"An apple a day does not keep the doctor away. Look at Steve Jobs."
"Menbership (n): the fact of being a member of the Old Boys club."