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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear that HIV isn't spread by a virus? Yeah, it's spread by a fun guy"
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"Did you hear about the german who accidently put his hand in boiling oil? he Gottfried.."
"So Amish people just yell their tweets from the top of their barns?"
"I'm starting to think my wife is only having sex with me to improve her FitBit stats."
"The clock was hungry... So he went back four seconds"
"/r/jokes http://i.imgur.com/i9mD9jZ.gifv I don't remember what that link is, used this cuz reddit says I need text here to post."
"Today I fell asleep for twenty minutes during a thirty minute car ride, which was strange because I was driving."
"Why didn't the schizo cross the road He was in two minds about it."
"I have nice cans and beautiful ass, yet nobody likes me.. apparently you should also belong to the right gender."
"Did you hear about the guy in the park dressed up as a duck? He was arrested for selling quack"