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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the german who accidently put his hand in boiling oil? he Gottfried.."

"[Jesus plays hide-n-seek] Jesus: [exiting cave] Ah, ya found me! Let's play again. Harder this time. Find me now. [He ascends to Heaven]"

"Don't worry if you are spending the Christmas all alone because everyone will eventually die xD"

"What does Santa and Hackers have in common? They both steal cookies ;)"

"I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate... And I can picture us invading that world because they'd never see it coming."

"He may have a nice car but I have a fast sleigh"

"Why did Helen Keller's dog kill itself? You would too if you were named Auuurraaagggghhh!"

"Nothing makes you look like an alcoholic more than not knowing how you got a cut on your face."

"My answer to most questions is an intelligible grunt, a flustered pointing motion, & a 3 hour nap."

"How does an Asian Cowboy say Hello? ""Ni-Hao-dy"""