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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between the Rockettes and a troop of acrobats? One is a cunning array of stunts."

"What's the difference between Donald Trump and Hitler Hitler had supporters."

"Reddit is a really blue community... ...because everyone is really sad about all the ""reddit is green"" reposts."

"What is black, white, black, white...? A nun falling down the stairs"

"Why did the old lady fall into the well? Because she couldn't see that well"

"""Naps ain't shit!"" -Comas"

"Q: How do spies send secret messages in a forest? A: By moss code."

"My lesbian friend asked what I wanted for my birthday... ... All I got was this stupid rolex!"

"If you fall, I'll be there. Love, The floor."

"What kind of ears do trains have? Engineers (engine ears)."