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Joke of the Day
"My lesbian friend asked what I wanted for my birthday... ... All I got was this stupid rolex!"
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"Super Irritating What kind of dogs use internet The ones we call dog-e"
"What do you get if you cross a trumpet and a serpent ? A snake in the brass !"
"Amazingly, this sentence contains all letters of the alphabet djkquvwxz"
"What do you call a cannibal that eats relatives? Munchkin."
"Due to steroids, women assume a guy with huge muscles has shriveled testicles. That's why I stay out of shape. The ladies know I'm packing."
"Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard? A barber."
"Ordered a pumpkin spice latte this morning and now I have bangs and work at Anthropologie."
"How many nuts does it take to screw in a light bulb? A Brazilian"
"Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot them?"