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Joke of the Day
"Why did the old lady fall into the well? Because she couldn't see that well"
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"8:00am on a Saturday morning and my neighbor was mowing his lawn. Now he looks really funny covered in paint balls"
"What do you call an Alabama woman who can run faster than her brother? virgin"
"Babe, your cuter than a puppy at an animal shelter, Cuz i want to take you home!"
"How do you spell candy with two letters? C and Y"
"Parenting is basically telling your kids they need to eat more fruit then telling them to quit eating all the fruit."
"What did one gay box say to the other? ""Nice package..."""
"Looking at Facebook is a convenient way to realize you can't stand most of the people you sort of know."
"A Priest and a Rabbi Walk Into A Bar The rabbi turns to the priest and says: ""I get the feeling someone is going to make a joke out of this."""
"What do you find in a pumpkins pants? A Halloweenie!"