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Joke of the Day

"What kind of ears do trains have? Engineers (engine ears)."

"Being single isn't always bad. Look at Kraft cheese for example."

"The Effects Of Using Beer To Clean A Dirty Toilet www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOwb9h20Gf8"

"""Ok, identify the noun in this sentence. Timmy is stupid."" Timmy: stupid? ""Exactly"""

"Why was the necrophiliac depressed? His rotten girlfriend split on him."

"I asked Dumbledore what 3 + 5 was. It didn't know the answer because it was a dumb old door."

"How many dead Hookers does it take to change a lightbulb? Not 8, since my basement is still dark."

"Blonde in laundromat asks to have a sweater cleaned. Attendant : ""Come again ?"" ( not hearing ) Blonde: ""Nope, Just mustard this time"""

"2 guys walk into a bar. chef"

"Has anyone heard of the new band called 512MB? They haven't any gigs yet!"