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Joke of the Day
"If you fall, I'll be there. Love, The floor."
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"- Deletes FB account - Leaves Social Media - Moves to Himalayas - Pigeon comes with a note - Opens note - Candycrush request"
"I tried to catch fog yesterday, Mist."
"What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle? A-tyre"
"How many ants does it take to rent a house? Ten ants. ^lol"
"Facebook needs a Drama of the day section in my news feed."
"Dang girl, I want to treat you like my big toe... ...and bang you on every piece of furniture in the house. (sorry if its been submitted before)"
"Where do cows go on Saturday nights? The slaughter house"
"My girlfriend wants me to talk dirty during sex, but I feel weird swearing at a 12 year old."
"Miles Davis Is 1,6 times longer than his European cousin Kilometers Davis"