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Joke of the Day

"What is black, white, black, white...? A nun falling down the stairs"

"I wanna get Transitions Lens LASIK surgery, so that when I'm out in the sun my eyes go black and children will run away from me."

"What do you call gigabytes in Africa? They can't afford computers in Africa."

"I would like to congratulate Amy Winehouse on almost 4 years of sobriety."

"Nothing scares people away like saying something positive on the internet."

"1. Put ""Out of Order"" sign on a staircase. 2. Wait until someone says, ""Stairs can't be out of order!"" and uses them. 3. Release the bees."

"My girlfriend said she will leave me unless I stop pretending to be a hotel... I said, 'but you can never leave!' 'You can check out anytime you like'."

"I like my women like I like my alcohol... XXX."

"Why did they give a megaphone to the dog who couldn't climb a tree? Because he couldn't bark"

"What do you call a Dinosaur serial killer? A terror-Dactyl"