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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Native American girl that is really good with directions? A Navajo."

"Why do women wear panties with flowers on them? In loving memory of all the faces that were buried in there."

"Reducing air pollution isn't an easy task, it's emission."

"Using the phrase ""what doesn't kill you makes you stronger,"" only shows that you're unoriginal and know nothing about spinal cord injuries."

"What did the rednecks do for thanksgiving? Pump kin pie. Happy Canadian Turkeyday, you sick bastards!"

"What does a child with stickers have in common with a cocaine addicted DJ? They both love to scratch and sniff. ^(sorry if it's a repost I'm not here often)"

"Girls say all men are the same. Why they have so many problems choosing one then?!"

"I actually don't really hate anybody at all except for Oprah,David spade, Kevin James, the mom from the Berenstain Bears, Sheryl Crow, Kevin"

"I call bullshit, airport baby changing station! I wanted an Asian baby but I'm stuck with the white kid I flew in with."

"Reddit, how do you ruin a punchline? [removed]"