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Joke of the Day

"Just got back from a progressive orgy.. it was an LGBLT"

"I love self deprecating humour. Shame I'm no good at it."

"The NFL was considering issuing small bats to the referees to ""knock"" the balls used for the Super Bowl to check for proper inflation... but then they realized that was queer."

"Doctor: Between 1 and 10, describe how much pain are you in? Me: Is married a number? That's how I get the good meds..."

"I'm good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y."

"I always blurt out, ""SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND"" in my best Al Pacino Scarface accent when I stand next to a stranger at a urinal."

"I thought Match .com was a place to arrange fights to the death, but turns out it's a website to find love. So I was close."

"Why are there trees in Harlem? Public Transport"

"Now I ain't sayin' she a gold digger, but that hard hat and pickaxe are pretty suspicious."

"Hear about the baby with AIDS? It never gets old..."