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Joke of the Day
"Which is Donald Trump's favourite music album? the wall by pink floyd"
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"""Excuse me, this coffee tastes like mud."" Waiter- ""Yes sir, it's fresh ground."""
"I'd tell you a joke about my penis. . . But it's too short & not many people get it."
"Remember to keep the 'inmate' in 'intimate' by getting married."
"Juliet: O Romeo, Romeo! Wherefore art thou Romeo? Romeo: New phone. Who dis?"
"don't feel too bad for people with chronic amnesia. they can watch Breaking Bad for the first time over and over."
"Who is Bobby Long? and why do all these reggae artists keep talking about wanting to burn him."
"What's better than honor? Inner"
"My son was so upset when he didn't get a gaming pc for his birthday luckily, this playstation was able to..........console him"
"Why do you never find elephants hiding in trees? Because they are really good at it."