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Joke of the Day
"Which is Donald Trump's favourite music album? the wall by pink floyd"
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"Do you know why ladies call my penis a flight stick? Because it makes them sore."
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"What do you call it when you get stuck into a shotgun wedding with a Czech? Checkmate!"
"A guy died from arteries clogging. The doctors' efforts were in vein."
"humer why do squirrels swim on their backs???? To keep their nuts dry!"
"Did you hear about those 3 guys who stole a Calender? They each got 4 months."
"Darth Vader The first black guy to admit he's a father"
"What do you call a black man flying a plane? Pilot. You racist fuck."
"I haven't heard anything from my doctor since my ear surgery. Or anyone, for that matter."