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Joke of the Day
"I'm in an ""open relationship"" with eating healthy."
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"I'm finishing off this bottle of wine because you never know when an asteroid is gonna hit and I'd hate to waste the $6.49 I spent on it."
"What do you call an Indian lesbian? Mingita..."
"What was the stressed out toddler diagnosed with? Diapertension"
"A child gets a toy Ferrari stuck in his belly button... ... it wouldn't be a problem if it was an Audi."
"What does it mean when your home is listed as a distribution center on the Keebler website?"
"If you've already died hard, how can you die harder, with a vengeance, live free and die hard again and then find a good day to die hard?"
"What did the farmer say after he fed his cows pot? ""the Steaks are high."""
"""I've got cat-like T-Rexes"" Don't you mean cat-like reflexes? *Tyrannosaurus pounces on you*"
"Son, as a reward for graduating high-school at the top of your class, we've decided to pool or money and send you abroad! Son: Is she hot?"