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Joke of the Day

"(Q)..... What's the difference between a lawyer and a rooster? (A)..... The rooster clucks defiance."

"Mum, where do I hang the clothes. The hanging line's gone. Son, just hang them in the gallows. No one would know."

"Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks."

"You have enough fat to make another human."

"What does a transvestite do on Christmas? Eat, drink and be Mary"

"It's so hot, I just saw a bird blow on a worm before it ate it"

"What's the difference between a horse and a zebra? A lawyer."

"Then there was the Puerto Rican surgeon who made medical history. He performed the first appendix transplant."

"[wedding] i wrote my own vows *removes paper* ""chickety china the chinese chicken"" whoops wrong one *2nd paper* ""if i had $1,000,000"""

"DAE ever wonder if Andy would be disappointed in OP for not delivering? I went for corny."