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Joke of the Day

"I got hit hard in the head with a can of 7up today... I'm alright though, it was a soft drink."

"Why did the scale not wear any of his shirts? Because they all had a tare ^^^I'llseemyselfout"

"I think the world of you! (Polluted, poor, generally prone to disaster.)"

"Reddit, what is your favorite anti-joke? Share your favorite anti-joke, or make one up. Or don't. It's your life."

"WAITER: soup or salad? CLARK KENT: *sweating nervously* just a REGULAR salad for a REGULAR guy please ha ha. nothing super about it..."

"Did you hear about the kid who was outstanding at school? He came in when it started to rain."

"Can you imagine life without women? It would be a pain in the ass."

"Guys, can we please stop making jokes about Donald Trump? Otherwise, we'll all have hell toupee."

"Two guys walk into a bar The first guy asks for a glass of H2O. The second guy asks for a glass of H2O too. The second guy died."

"I am not pro gay. I am not even amateur gay. But, I support their rights."