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Joke of the Day

"Reddit, what is your favorite anti-joke? Share your favorite anti-joke, or make one up. Or don't. It's your life."

"On a scale from 1 to 10 I tell people they're an 11. It's a fun way to let them know they don't exist and they take it as a compliment."

"Wanna live a long life? Get married. I guarantee you'll change your mind real quick."

"Did you hear the one about the Jewish carpenter? I heard he nailed it!"

"My wife opened one of her birthday presents early, saying that it was ""practically screaming out at her"" That's the last time I buy her an orphan"

"It should be illegal to play a police siren on the radio. Signed, my pants."

"What did the duck say when she bought some lipstick? Put it on my bill."

"Survey says According to a new study by the CDC, women are more likely than men to experiment with same-sex partners. Said men, ""What channel is CDC?"""

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"A neutrino walks through a bar."