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Joke of the Day

"WAITER: soup or salad? CLARK KENT: *sweating nervously* just a REGULAR salad for a REGULAR guy please ha ha. nothing super about it..."

"What's the difference between redneck newlyweds and two variables in a dataset? The variables aren't necessarily related."

"Why did the whale have to go see his doctor? His diet was krill-in him."

"What is a jockey's motto? Put your money where your mount is!"

"Q. What did the snail say when he hitched a ride on the turtle? A. Wheeeee!!!!!"

"Why did Jack cross the road? Because he was bean stalked....."

"Anyone up for a Native American joke? Did you hear about the Indian that drank too much iced tea? He died in his tea pee."

"I once solved a Rubik's Cube by not buying it."

"What repulsive awful thing can be found in a black persons clothes? The black person."

"The bartender says... ""We don't serve tachyons here."" A tachyon walks into a bar."