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Joke of the Day

"WAITER: soup or salad? CLARK KENT: *sweating nervously* just a REGULAR salad for a REGULAR guy please ha ha. nothing super about it..."

"What's the most stupid part about telling a rude joke on Reddit? (Offensive)"

"The Reds are going to The Series this year."

"The drunker I get, the more dance moves I know."

"What do you say when your mom walks in on you fapping? C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!"

"My Zombie Friend was getting fat. So his doctor put him on a diet. It was a no-brainer."

"Why didn't Peter Jackson cast any black actors in The Lord Of The Rings? He was afraid they wouldn't be taken on their merits, that they'd just be seen as Tolkien blacks."

"What did one strand of yarn say to the other? I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up. ""Ball up..."""

"Relationship status: I ran out of toilet paper a week ago. Update: I am now running out of paper towels."

"What does a chef and a gravitational wave astronomer have in common? They both work in gastronomy"