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Joke of the Day

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To see why /r/jokes is screwing in lightbulbs"

"Kate Upton as the spokesperson for Game of War"

"How does a sailor remove a condom? He farts."

"Why is Japan the only country to celebrate the Penis? Because it's kawaii."

"A hammock is really cool until you try to get out of it. I'm going to have to live here now. Goodnight."

"Sometimes I like to leave seafood restaurants clutching my stomach and whisper ""Don't order the fish,"" to people waiting for tables."

"Why are there ants on my toilet seat? Because of my sweet ass."

"Coworker: You're very immature. Me: You're very observant."

"I organized a threesome last night There were a couple of no-shows, but I still had a great time."

"Why Do Mathematicians Never Go To The Beach? Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan."