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Joke of the Day
"Knock knock. Knock knock Who's there? Nobell Nobell who? Nobell that's why I knock lah."
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"Who are the fastest readers on earth? 9/11 victims.... They can clear 10 stories in 5 seconds."
"I told an Aussie friend I was having trouble rooting my phone He replied, ""Maybe try buying it dinner first, mate. """
"If a chick gets a tattoo of a horse on her boob, by the time she's 70, it'll be a giraffe!"
"I love giving kisses to little children on Halloween.. I don't know but they love that candy"
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Lion Tamer Barbie ...lion is included; Barbie's head is not"
"What is true and false at the same time? This"
"What's the difference between a Mormon man and a Muslim man. A Mormon man gets 72 virgins and THEN kills himself."
"I just love rehydrated raisins They're grape."
"For eggplant your guests will love, lightly brush with olive oil, toss in the air and blast that bad boy with your ankle piece."