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Joke of the Day

"Scientists have discovered a drug that can increase a woman's libido 100%. yeah. Its called jewelry."

"What's your best limerick? There once was a fellow McSweeny Who spilled some gin on his weenie Just to be couth He added vermouth Then slipped his girlfriend a martini"

"All these Fifty Shades of Grey jokes... Guys, stop, they're whore-ible."

"Q. What is the color of the wind? A. Blew."

"Surprised Scarlett Johansson didn't leg sweep Travolta, throw him over her should onto his back and put her foot on his throat."

"What do you call a mountain of kittens? A meowtain"

"RED, WHITE, AND BLUE, More like hepatitis type 2 ayyy lmao"

"TIL Amedeo Avogadro died of skin cancer. He never got that nasty mol checked."

"What happens when a Jewish man with an erection walks into a wall? He breaks his nose."

"Q. ""Why do the commodes in Marine barracks have the cut-out type seats?"" A. ""So that if the seat falls while they're drinking it won't smack them in the back of the head"""