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Joke of the Day

"I'm half Asian. All white people are. But my Cauc part is bigger."

"I'm sorry, Black Lives Matter is actually a peaceful and forward thinking movement that our society needs... Now if you could all stop sending me death threats on twitter that would be great."

"What's the difference between you and a bucket of shit? The bucket."

"Jewish Joke About Warm Weather . Dude. It was so hot, I swear that I'd convert to Christianity for the Baptism."

"Who made Lewis and Clark's footwear? Sock-a-gawea."

"CVS clerk: Receipt? Me: Sure *God uses 2 fingers to gently close the eyes of an entire rain forest*"

"Santa isn't coming this year! Someone shot his Rudolph!"

"In my day cartoons made sense. Chipmunks did all the rescue rangering and a rich duck swam in gold coins like they were water"

"A Smart car Zoomed past me And vanished into a pothole"

"How does Lady Gaga like her meat cooked? Raw raw raw raw raw!"