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Joke of the Day

"Explained to my client that he shouldn't put ""urgent"" in the subject line of every email he sends. He now sends some as ""urgent urgent""."

"Why doesn't Barbie have a family? Because Ken comes in another box."

"The next President of the United States of America, Donald Trump."

"What do you call a masturbating pickle? Jerkin' Gherkin"

"A doctors appointment Doctor: Hello, did you come to see me with an eye problem? Patient: Wow, yes, how can you tell? Doctor: Because you came in through the window instead of the door."

"How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? ...Yarn"

"Why did hitler get an A in chemistry? He always knew the final solution!"

"Yo mamma is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping from the basement window."

"Why was 9 afraid of 10? Because 10 11 12."

"What does Mrs. Potato Head call her husband's penis? The Dick-tater."