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Joke of the Day
"I wish I could explain my fear of needles... they just get under my skin."
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"What's the best part of two lesbians marrying? Two cooks in the house."
"What does a Dallas Cowboys fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl? He turns off the PlayStation."
"How do you spot a joke without a punchline?"
"Electric Trains Q: What do electric trains and boobs have in common? A: They're both meant for small children, but it's the grown men that end up playing with them."
"Yo momma's so fat She drives a spandex car."
"Some psychologists say that sleeping naked can help boost a person's confidence, but nobody in this park seems to appreciate it."
"What's the difference between a Priest and a Wristwatch? A priest's hands stop at 10."
"Facebook's great for when you wanna see a picture or a joke you saw on Twitter four years ago"
"A guy gets the words ""I love you"" tattooed to his dick. He goes home to his wife, and she says, ""Stop trying to put words in my mouth."""