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Joke of the Day
"What's the best part of two lesbians marrying? Two cooks in the house."
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"Is sure that at a certain point, you are going to need to come to terms with your retardation."
"How do you get a Michigan girl into an elevator? Grease her hips, and throw in a Twinkie."
"""Nobody move!"" - 19th century photographer"
"Just a reminder that your coworkers aren't going to get eaten by bears on their own. You have to make that happen. You have to want it."
"Why doesn't Santa have to pay for parking? Because it's on the house."
"Q: Why don't Deputy Fire Marshals look out the window in the morning? A: So they have something to do in the afternoon."
"""Hey, checkout my butthole."" - Cats."
"What did one depressed saggy boob say to the other? We better get some support before people think we're nuts!"
"Taking my wife to a wife swapping party tonight... Hoping to get a PS4 in return."