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Joke of the Day
"How do you spot a joke without a punchline?"
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"woah. you can say ""Houston we have a problem"" in messy situations that have nothing to do with astronauts or texas? this changes everthing"
"I'm so tired of seeing cheesy puns on reddit all the time... I swiss they would just stop already."
"Economic research Economists are still trying to figure out why the girls with the least principle attract the most interest."
"No one will ever be as excited as a dad that just drove somewhere in less time than the GPS said it would take."
"Whats the first word a swede says after its born? wouaaa wouaaa wu wu welcome refugees"
"Why do hockey players wear so many pads? Because they have 3 periods every game!"
"How do you starve a black guy? Put his food stamps in his work boots"
"A German got pulled over by the police in France. Police officer: ""Name?"" German: ""Heinrich Klimt"" Police officer: ""Age?"" German: ""31"" Police officer: ""occupation?"" German: ""No, no. Just visiting"""
"Two deer are leaving a gay bar... and one say to the other in disappointment ""man, I can't believe I blew 20 bucks in there"""