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Joke of the Day

"What do Auschwitz, Treblinka, and Sobibor have in common? Tons of koffing spawns."

"So sick of not knowing if a girl's single. We need a symbol ""Rings?"" Not visible enough ""Screw it, lets put a dot on their foreheads"" -India"

"My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab."

"You hear about the highly-productive pastry factory that has trouble retaining employees? It has a high turnover rate."

"Stuffs more popcorn in my face* Why don't bad guys in movies just paint the red wire green?"

"I like to sneak into people's houses and masturbate in their livingroom. ...so far no ones heard me cumming."

"How many billionaires does it take to make a superhero? 3, 2 to die and 1 to never get over it."

"Why do people call the deceased ""late""? They aren't late.. They aren't coming."

"I went on a geology diet recently I lost a stone"

"[to widow] Great wake. Tho it should be called a sleep, he's not moved in ages. I say he hasn't moved in ages. Call it a sleep. Ah cheer up."