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Joke of the Day

"That awkward moment when twins realize that one of them was not planned"

"This third bottle of wine has turned everything into a microphone."

"What is Donald Trump's least favorite Star Wars movie? Rogue Juan."

"So my friend is dating twins... ...And I said, ""Isn't it hard to tell them appart?"" He replied with, ""Well not really, the brother has a moustache."""

"How many rednecks does it take to eat a possum? Two. One to eat it, another to look out for traffic!"

"Doing LEGO with my son is like assisting during surgery. 6yo: Flat gray piece. Me: Here. 6: 5 square red blocks. M: Here. 6: I said RED!"

"What's Big, White and If It falls out of a tree it will kill you? A Fridge"

"What's the difference between Males and Females? An iron."

"What happened to the octopus in the football game? He had tentackles."

"Day 2 It's been two days since I've been on reddit, hopefully i have the strength to..... GOD DAMNIT!"