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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between Males and Females? An iron."
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"A brazilian, uruguayan and argentinian walk into the bar... ...celona team. GOAAAAAAAAL ! GOAAAAAAAAL ! GOAAAAAAAAL !"
"I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory... All I did was take a day off."
"ATTENTION: We will be performing live power tool identification exercises today. This is not a drill."
"First, there was planking, then owling and milking, now there's Harlem Shaking. If the next trend could be thinking, that would be great."
"Why couldn't the scientist understand what the photon was saying? Because the photon was incoherent."
"A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of three. He says, ""Uno, dos..."" And poof! He disappears without a tres."
"What do you call a musician's erection? A tromboner."
"What is ISIS? They are Radical!!! Please don't hurt me...."
"Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar.. ...and doesn't"