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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between Males and Females? An iron."
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"What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage."
"What do you get when you cast Michael J. Fox as Walter White? Shaking Bad."
"What's the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer? *The taste.*"
"A kid and his dad are playing cards... The kids tells his father ""Dad, I'm bored"" The father then pulls out a box and says ""are you sure you're not card board?"""
"The drag queens hairdo He calls it ""the Whitney"" It's black and dyed in the bath."
"Old joke I can dodge a Ford, but can't afford a Dodge..."
"I finally finished baby proofing the house. Let's see those babies get in here now."
"I took a Scottish girl to the countryside. ""Hello view!"" she said, looking out the window of our rented house. I said, ""I love you too..."""
"If Donald Trump became president... one could say he coined a term."