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Joke of the Day

"What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A-flat miner"

"Taco Bell is human Drano"

"So I Live In Florida And Wanna Be A Male Stripper... I heard Orlando's nightclub loves people that aim to make their audience drop dead"

"What do you get when you cross a firecracker and a duck? A firequacker."

"Secret agents asking citizens to please speak more clearly in all phone calls. Also, cut the chitchat and get to the good stuff, they ask."

"Hey Tuesday, I'm about to go to 2nd base with you. Lube up your boobs."

"Looking for a book club where you have to discuss the same one every week? Try organized religion!"

"Dams. The only thing that holds back liquid better... Is the idea of using a port-a-potty. ""Look, I know my pants are brownening and getting wet, but I'll just wait forever -- I CANNOT go in there."""

"Wife: You should cut the grass. Me: Yes, dear. W: And, you really need to trim that bush. M: *mumbles* Yeah, you too. W: What? M: Yes, dear."

"Hillary Clinton is elected president... good one"