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Joke of the Day
"a nativity scene but with a giant burrito instead of a baby Jesus"
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"Boko Haram have really had a radical change in direction since their Whiter Shade of Pale days"
"*puts bread in toaster* hmm something strange about the toaster today Duck(from in toaster): no there isnt"
"A car says a lot about the owner. I have a KIA which tells people I have bad credit."
"Boxing is dead as... Mayweather's wife if she talks back again."
"why was the blonde staring at the light bulb for long hours with her mouth open? because the doctor advised her to ""eat light"""
"What charity has PETA beat in terms of death rate? The Make a Wish Foundation."
"So my girlfriend's mother is throwing papers into the fireplace When my girlfriend asks ""mom, what are you doing!?"" I reply ""Taxes."""
"How to get a date with a Clinton supporter today... Baby, want a tissue?"
"I hate it when I go to the supermarket and the employees there comment on my groceries. Always with the ""Hey, sir, you have to pay for those!"" Every damn time."