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Joke of the Day
"*Ghost snatches phone from me* ""Who you gonna call now?"""
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"I spent all of last night trying to remember the Roman numerals for 51, 6, and 500 and couldn't.... ...I'm so LIVID right now."
"*KFC* Me: how tender is the chicken? Employee: [points to chicken crying watching the notebook]"
"How do you kill a hipster? Drown him in the Mainstream."
"What is the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a dully dressed man on a bicycle? A tire."