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Joke of the Day

"The 4th little pig built his house into a windmill. The wolf huffed and puffed and generated enough power to last the whole winter."

"How many ADHD children does it take to change a lightbulb? Lets go ride our bikes"

"I think my new neighbor is a rapist, but that's because I say, ""...said the rapist."" after every one of his sentences."

"So if Lucy died 3.2 million years ago after falling from a tree... ...does that qualify her for a Darwin award?"

"What do you call Squidward's Protest Group in Mexico? Counter-Esp*i*on*a*ge"

"What's the difference between illegal and unlawful? One is against the law, the other is a sick bird."

"I only have Facebook to keep track of where everyone I know is going to be, so I don't show up there."

"1997: Skynet becomes self-aware 2029: T-1s are sent to kill Sarah Connor 2034: Warranty expires on T-1s. 99% of them break down within hours"

"What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil? I've never had a lentil on my face"

"Reports of terrible flooding in Pakistan Authorities fear it was the work of a suicide plumber"