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Joke of the Day

"I dropped my ice cream cone on the ground and it landed pointy end up which made the Earth, at least for a moment, one giant topping."

"Yo mamma is so stupid she thought the fast Fourier transform was a way to complete your bachelor's degree."

"You guys need to leave pedophiles alone! They're just kidding around."

"On Mondays I like to reply to all my bosses emails with 'unsubscribe'"

"What do mathematicians and ravers have in common They both search for X"

"Why did the elephant paints it's toes red? So he could hide in the cherry tree."

"What do you call a fat Chinese person? Double Chin"

"In LGBTQ acronym, ""Q"" stands for ""queer"" or ""questioning""... It's the ""Don't ask, can't tell"" sexual orientation."

"5 years from now it'll be 2020... I can see it now... That's a perfect vision joke."

"What did Khloe Kardashian do for a vegetable? Broke up with James Harden"