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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a fat Chinese person? Double Chin"
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"I'm always suspicious of stairs. They're usually up to something."
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"What do you call Figrin D'an's first born boy? Son of a Bith!"
"There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who know binary and those who don't."
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"What do you call a leper in a jacuzzi? Stew."
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