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Joke of the Day
"I ran into the back of a dwarf's car. He said he wasn't happy. I said ""Well which one are you?"""
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"I'm a Gentleman. I'll always give a woman my umbrella if it's raining outside. Unless she's wearing white of course."
"How many Tenors does it take to screw in a Lightbulb? Trick Question. They only think they can reach that high."
"R2-D2 was the most vulgar movie character of all time... They bleeped out every word he said!"
"I could not stop my baby boy from crying so I poured no tears shampoo in his eyes, it didn't work."
"My Friend Failed Astronomy... I failed too, if it's any constellation."
"What's the most important part of a joke, the setup or the punchline? To get to the other side."