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Joke of the Day

"People don't realize how hard it is to write stupid things on a regular basis."

"Why is golf better than sex? It lasts for hours and they are 18 different holes."

"Did you hear about the blind Rabbi in charge of circumcision? He got the sack!"

"Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up? A: To catch everything that goes over their heads"

"I've been reading the most interesting book on the history of superglue I just can't put it down ......"

"As an atheist I don't receive many xmas cards and the ones I do disproportionately say ""may God have mercy on your soul."""

"What's Monica Lewinskys favorite time of day Eight o'cock"

"Air Asia Accident - java reference So some remains of the Air Asia Airline were found in the Java sea. Guess the pilot didnt C#."

"IT'S A BIRD! NO, ITS A PLANE! HOLY SHIT it's Dave!"

"How to make pasta: -Boil water. -Put what you think couldn't possibly be too much pasta in the pot. -Wrong. -Start an Italian restaurant."