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Joke of the Day
"How do you know if someone was in the navy? Oh don't worry, they'll tell you."
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"""Aw man, who's going to agree to play Frodo in the Lord of the Rings movies?"" ""Elijah Would."""
"I'm no computer expert, but spreadsheets are really where I Excel"
"How do you know which pepper in the garden is the nosiest? ... it's the one that's jalapeno business!!!"
"Why did King Kong join the army? To learn about gorilla warfare."
"Seriously you guys, the only reason to check Facebook, is to find out where people are going, and then go somewhere else."
"Why do you become a smurf every time you are sad? Because you're feeling blue."
"CW: I spent all weekend raking leaves. Me: I don't rake. CW: Leaves will kill your grass! Me: I wonder how grass survived before humans."
"5 Brazilian dollars sounds like a lot of money... However, with the current exchange rate its only about $1.35 USD"
"Why don't black people know how to swim Because nobody jumped off the ship"