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Joke of the Day

"What would you do? if your uncle jack helped you down off an elephant, would you help your uncle jack off an elephant?"

"Yo mama's so fat, I swerved my car to miss her and ran out of gas."

"""What you just said reminds me of something completely different I want to talk about."" - Everyone"

"Can we please stop with the holocaust jokes? My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off the guard tower."

"What does a color blind racist say? I don't see color I see race"

"I still enjoy sex at 40 I live at 44, so it's no distance."

"There are 10 kinds of people. Those who understand binary, and those who don't."

"Remember the 7-Mile Spanking Machine? Turns out there will also be a punch line."

"How do you make a Vietnamese girl pregnant and rich at the same time? Give her the dong."

"Then a guy with a rope necklace and flat brimmed hat came in and everyone felt better about their own problems."