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Joke of the Day

"My garbage disposal can't even handle this banana and now I'm wondering if I actually have a garbage disposal."

"Women sometimes make fools of men, but most guys are the do-it-yourself type."

"A Redditor has sex for the first time"

"I've already had 3 people ask if I have enough wine to last me through the hurricane. Beginning to think I may have a reputation."

"My children annoy me so I'm leaving everything in my will to a nap I took in 2007."

"If I had a dollar for every gender I could possibly be... I'd have $2.00."

"How I feel when watching youtube... I dont mind the buffer ... I dont mind the adds... But when the ads buffer... I suffer"

"(WW1 1915) ENGLISH GENERAL: Plan? ENGLISH LIEUTENANT: Well, the trenches can be used to- ENGLISH MAJOR: to symbolise man's emptiness, yes..."

"""You're in no position to be making demands."" [does a handstand] ""Company helicopter & 2 months extra vacation."" ""Fair enough."

"Jokes are like packages. While the content is important you mustn't forget about the delivery."