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Joke of the Day

"I've already had 3 people ask if I have enough wine to last me through the hurricane. Beginning to think I may have a reputation."

"The irony of social media is that the majority of users are all alone."

"When is a pedofiles favorite part of a hockey game? Before first period"

"Q: Why did the bear run around his bed? A: He wanted to catch up on his sleep."

"Russia announces it will be celebrating Thanksgiving this year And yes, they will be roasting Turkey."

"Reports are indicating that Ivanka Trump may take on some roles of the First Lady. Still no word on who will handle the duties of President."

"I wish people's voices actually sounded the way they do when their spouse or partner imitates them during an argument."

"Altoids has begun marketing to the LGBT community. Their new mints are bi-curiously strong."

"What do you call it when 4 giraffes collide? A giraffic jam!"

"I have failed math eleventeen times or so."