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Joke of the Day
"If I had a dollar for every gender I could possibly be... I'd have $2.00."
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"Q. How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden? A. They were really put out."
"Bought my wife a burka for her birthday She wasn't too happy. Said she won't be seen in it"
"I will be watching Santa's journey on Norad's website very carefully this year. If he goes to West Africa before coming to the UK, I'm bricking the chimney up."
"What's the difference between a Jew and Santa Claus? Santa Claus goes *down* the chimney."
"I tried arguing with the Priests of Pi about religion... But they just kept relying on circular logic."