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Joke of the Day
"I went to the dentist today... He said I wasn't wiping enough and that I have an anal cavity."
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"What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies? A bingo machine."
"What would Inception: The Porno be called? Contraception."
"Whenever I see a happy couple, smiling, giggling, feeding each other food, whispering sweet nothings, very much in love, I just wish I could give them a lie-detector test."
"Did you hear about the crowd of Catholic priests at baby Gap? The sign in the window advertised ""Little Boys Pants Half Off!"""
"Why is sleep only fun when you're supposed to be awake?"
"Did you hear about the French boat with five holes in it? It cinq!"
"What do you call a gay geologist? Fagate."
"Have you heard the one about the midget fortune teller that robbed a McDonalds? The papers the next day read, ""SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE"""
"Relatives - Because sometimes you need reminding of your bad genes too"