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Joke of the Day
"""Eat shit and die!"" -- Fly teaching his son about life"
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"I think Hitler was gay. After all, he sure loved licking the poles."
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"How I know I am not a Racist... Racism is a crime and crime is for black people."
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"Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and 7 on a calulator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key."
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