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Joke of the Day

"James Bond went to get a haircut. The barber asked him if he wanted to dye his hair as well. Bond replied ""Dye another day."""

"Why did the tricycle stop working? Because it was two tired..."

"My fridge exploded. . . And there are pieces of de-brie everywhere."

"It's bikini season, so you're allowed to shoot bikinis as long as you have a permit."

"Why did the guitarist get thrown in jail? He was caught fingering A Minor."

"Who do you think was sent to cover the story of the baby lion born in the zoo? A cub reporter."

"My perfect score friend is allergic to alcohol He can't take anything that is less than 100percent"

"Yo mama in a wheelchair and says ""You ain't gonna puch me 'round no more."""

"My GF said she wanted to try in the other hole. I'm afraid she might get pregnant, what should I do ?"

"Why isn't soap cool? Because it's basic."