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Joke of the Day
"My husband wants a fourth child. I hope his new wife will be good to my three."
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"Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because he found it soda pressing."
"I don't have OCD... I have CDO. The letters are in alphabetical order, as they should be."
"I think I'm allergic to mornings."
"A black man picks up a girl from a nightclub... Back at his house, she says: ""show me what they say about black men is true..."" So he stabs her and runs off with her purse."
"People who leave careers to ""spend more time with the family"" must have really shitty careers or a MUCH better family than mine."
"Husband, Wife and Doctor Joke Doctor: Your husband needs a proper rest. Here are some sleeping tablets. Woman: When will he have these? Doctor: It's for you, not for him."
"Who is the only man to record more knock outs than Mike Tyson? Bill Cosby"
"Q: Why did the baker rob the bank? A: He needed the dough."
"Why did the Indian not show up for work? He was Sikh."