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Joke of the Day

"What changes the more popular it gets Hillary Clinton's views"

"What's the difference between an archeologist and an ex girlfriend? The ancient stuff the archeologist digs up is useful."

"Need some adultish-humor. I have a girl I like, and I want to make her laugh. What are the best jokes you guys can think of to make a dirty-minded teenage girl laugh?"

"I know a few people who are the human version of an email missing the attachment."

"INTERVIEWER: What are your strengths? APPLICANT: I'm a detail-oriented team player [nothing wacky happens because this is a job interview]"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Chip ! Chip who ? Chip of Fools !"

"What did the zombie body builder say? GAINSSS!!!"

"How does the pedophile like his music? Just like his dick - in a minor."

"I don't see the point of strip clubs. All they do is frustrate you and take all your money. I have a wife for that."

"Two penguins are in the shower The first penguin turns to the other and says, ""Hey, pass the soap, please."" The second one replies, ""What do I look like? A typewriter?"""