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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a black woman who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist asshole."

"Hot Gums. Dude looks at a woman and thinks she has a beautiful smile. Dentists look at her and thinks she has beautiful gums.Never watch dentist porn."

"My mum said that if I don't get off reddit and do my homework she'll slam my head on the keyboard, but I think she's jokinfjreoiwjrtwe4to8rkljreun8f4ny84c8y4t58lym4wthylmhawt4mylt4amlathnatyn"

"I'm tired of conventional beauty standards that say I can't wear a ski mask in a bank"

"I think I CAN wander the restaurant with my robe open and eat off of your plate, sir. This is Olive Garden. When you're here, you're family."

"How do you get a fat girl into bed? It's a piece of cake"

"Racial issues in America are very complex They're not just black and white"

"I have to stop saying ""How stupid can you be"" I think people are starting to take it as a challenge."

"When I get in an elevator, before I press a button I look at everyone inside and say... ""Are you ready to take this shit to a whole new level?!"""

"Finished my 2nd glass of wine. Husband doesn't know it yet but he has a 30 second window of getting laid before I pass ou"