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Joke of the Day
"What do you say to a thin American? How's the chemotherapy going?"
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"What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The Wheelchair"
"How do you clear out an Afghani bingo game..? Call B52!!"
"They say never go food shopping when you're hungry but it's been over a week now and every day I just get hungrier."
"What are my views on lesbian relationships ? I view it in HD."
"What do you call a women with two brain cells? Pregnant with twins"
"You know how moray eels can't let go when they bite, and both sets of jaws must be pried off even after they're dead? Don't touch my fries."
"What do you call electricity still flowing today? Current."
"Chief: You're the WORST cop in the department! Hand over your gun and badge! Me: *realising I left both in my son's crib* Uhhhhh...."
"What kind of pants do the Mario Brothers wear? Denim denim denim."