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Joke of the Day
"How to get out of school Tell the school you are sikh"
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"Why do bachelors like smart women? Because they're so rare."
"""FREEZE! NOBODY MOVE!"" Mother Nature"
"10 inches The other day my wife and i were about to have sex for the first time. She said she wanted 10 inches and wanted it to hurt. So i stuck her 5 times then hit her with a brick"
"Where do terrorists go when they're on the run? Apparently, they go everywhere."
"Why are most male politicians gay? They can only mandate."
"[NSFW] If abortion is a kill..... If abortion is a kill then jerking off is a massacre"
"Hey do you like bowpha? Bowpha deez nutts"
"Statistics humour The median and the mode walked into a bar. The bartender asks, ""Where's your other friend"". The median says, ""We don't like him anymore. He's mean."""
"Girls: I'd invite you in but my place is a mess Guys: I don't mind Girls: Like a huge mess Guys: ok Girls: Like dead bodies on fire Guys: ok"