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Joke of the Day

"10 inches The other day my wife and i were about to have sex for the first time. She said she wanted 10 inches and wanted it to hurt. So i stuck her 5 times then hit her with a brick"

"Did you hear the one they don't tell retards? NO? Oh well never mind then."

"what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? a gang rape"

"Did you hear the one about the gay man on the patch? Word is he's down to about four butts a day."

"It's all fun and games until HR sends an email with ""Your Twitter Account"" in the subject line."

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Frozen Barbie on a Stick ...in your grocer's frozen food section"

"Why aren't there any muslim stand-up comedians? Because they keep bombing."

"Why do Chinese only care about themselves? Because they have no i's (plural of i). Edit: eyes. Eyes guys. It's a bad pun."

"You know what's more annoying than cops? People who buy old refurbished cop cars and keep the spotlight attached. We all hate you."

"I like my women how I like my whiskey 12 years old and mixed up with coke"